Monday, May 01, 2006

Free (um, we mean, FRY) Jared Paul Stern




Tuesday, April 18, 2006

On the Third Week He Dove





































Dear Friends of JPS:

We now enter the 3rd week of the scandal. After his Easter weekend stint at Gawker, our progress has grinded to a screeching halt. Well folks, we may have backed the wrong horse afterall. What started out as a great beginning, quickly resulted in a fiery and disasterous ending.

Sadly, only Jesus was meant to rise from the dead!

FREE JPS R.I.P.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Noteworthy








Burkle Watch via Salon

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Keep it Spread























Dear Friends of JPS:

The dogs are losing their hunt. As the saga unfolds, the fate our dandy hero is getting more and more positive with each passing day. We implore you to find even more sides to this story. These men mean business; so, in turn, you should mean it as well. Remember that many of us have been easily swayed by BIG MONEY in some shape or form. We just do it less publicly and without scrutiny.

Thanks for playing,

FREE JPS!

Monday, April 10, 2006

Observant Observer




























Free Jared Paul Stern?

ABC Brings Some Truth
















Sources: FBI Lacked Evidence Against Page Six Scribe

Dear Arthur, Si, and Mort

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Dear Friends

Free JPS
Dear Friends of JPS:

As we enter week 2 of the Great Injustice and Persecution of JPS, let us flood the streets with our message. Dig for the root, journalists. Don't believe the obvious. Billionaires buy things. Sometimes they buy truth. They also buy lies.

Why must the guppies fry when the big fish continue to swim free?

Look closer. Closer, even.

It's there.

Good luck,

FREEJPS!

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Paula Six
















Poor JPS. Stuck upstate while everyone else hit Richard Johnson's wedding. Nothing exciting going on today anyway. Joan Jett was fondled by Carmen Electra. Webster still gets pussy. And although no nudity still, kinky Jessica Alba made out with a chimp.

INSIDE THE NYPD-RAPPER WARS

MUTUAL CRUSH
SMALL BUT HOT
LOW-RISK OFFER
TERI GLAD SHE BARED PERV-UNCLE TRAUMA
BAD BLOOD OVER 'DEEP THROAT'
SIGHTINGS
JESSICA'S MONKEY MOMENT
PAINT HIM WEIRD
SECRET SPOUSE
WE HEAR...

Daily News Field Day
























Three days in a row. Not like there is anything else important going on. At least the fedora picture finally hit.

How he made his move

Saturday, April 08, 2006

The Day After: Page6 sans JPS
















Its just not the same without JPS. Mostly fluff in today's Page6: Harvey Weinstein nearly lost an eye and Paris has a fat ass. Kate Moss is stringing along Peter Doughtery cause he's still got the best connects and Steve O acted like a jack ass. Bring back JPS!

BAD EYE LAUNCHED HARVEY LIT
PITCHING IN
'FROG' IS KING
MALL MIRACLE
SIGHTINGS
TALESE TALE TOO HARD FOR TINA
MIAMI SNORE
AMPLE CHEEK
CHANGING HANDS IN FASHION
PETE-KATE WEDDING? NO
HAPPY REALITY NEWS
OUT OF CONTROL



NYT Weigh In






















In Page Six Inquiry, Gossip Swirls Around Gossips

Freelancer?
















Sure it was a 2 Day-A-Week gig, but for nine long years.

JPS:
November 5, 2004 -- Here's the opening spread of the long awaited Vanity Fair piece on Page Six, an "oral history" type deal. Kind of a snooze, mostly because there's no JPS in it at all -- despite nine years of indentured servitude! -- and pugnacious Ian Spiegelman is only quoted once, about Ben Affleck of all assholes. The real question is, why the fuck is Tim McDarrah in the photo and not us? What a rip.
Jared Paul Stern

More Accusations


























Letter to Rupe sparks scandal

The Word on the Streets





Payola Six: Stern’s Lawyer Speaks
Payola Six: It’s the 2-Day-a-Weekers Who Cause All the Trouble
Drudge: ‘Page Six’ Payola Scandal Tars All of Manhattan
Payola Six: Speaking of Shaken-Down Billionaires
Payola Six: Who Else Has Bought Page Six’s Love?
‘Post’ Gossip Jared Paul Stern Suspended for Extorting Ron Burkle





Scouring the Black Table for Insight Into the Jared Paul Stern Scanda
Page Six Freelancer in FBI Probe






Lloyd Grove's uninteresting take on Jared Paul Stern

Page Six's Jared Paul Stern stung by Daily News







Gossip Column Ethics Shocker! Page Sixer Extorts Guy With Lots Of Money







Jared Paul Stern: Gossipist Gone Bad

Does This Look Like a Criminal?




























From Mao Magazine via SkullandBonesJPS

The Face of an Innocent Man























The billionaire, the Post and the $220G shakedown


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